ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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