Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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