There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize
