i don't like sucking hair
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I looked at my own cervix.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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