margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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