so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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