thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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