Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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