Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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