I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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