There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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