I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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