Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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