Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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