I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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