I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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