AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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