Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
‪He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life‬
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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