his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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