it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Well I just put wine in my tea
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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