your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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