i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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