You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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