My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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