Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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