a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
our cab driver is having phone sex.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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