thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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