i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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