You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize
