Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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