I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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