i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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