Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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