so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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