**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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