I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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