I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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