You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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