I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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