This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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