marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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