watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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