Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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