Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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