his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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