it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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