I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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