he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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