best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
