ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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